Are you destined for World’s Toughest greatness? Will you find your mud runnin’ soulmate on course? Will you finally find the perfect tutu for your next event? The time has come to peer into the mud and see what your future holds.
MUDDERSCOPES:
LIBRA – You become a local hero after creating elaborate unique handshakes for every single person you meet on course.
SCORPIO – Never one to shy away, your no hesitation sprint into Electroshock Therapy inspires your teammates to do the same. They’ll never forgive you.
SAGITTARIUS – After months of training you realize it’s crazy to only workout to “Eye of the Tiger” — so you add “Roar” by Katy Perry to mix it up.
CAPRICORN – You’re always there for your team, but lately they’ve been thinking that maybe getting your own place would be cool, too. That’s what happens when you team up with your parents.
AQUARIUS – You forgot something at home, we don’t know what it is, but whatever happens we’re rooting for you.
PISCES – In perhaps the single most clutch move of the year, you bring extra socks and bake banana bread for your team for event day.
ARIES – Your strength becomes legendary in the office when you’re spotted moving 6 folding chairs at once, totally destroying Dave’s record of 4.
TAURUS – You’ll spend hours proving that your strategy for conquering Happy Ending is the best, which it is, but your cable guy really needs to get to his next appointment.
GEMINI – You’ll never actually complete Tough Mudder Central Florida after spending 9 hours chatting about your favorite laundry detergent with the volunteers at Kiss of Mud.
CANCER – The speech you give your team ahead of Tough Mudder Atlanta gets them so fired up that they end up carrying you the whole way (which, let’s face it, was kinda the plan all along).
LEO – You become a legend on course for your primal scream approaching every obstacle — but honestly, you’re a little old for Mini Mudder.
VIRGO – Always an innovator, you release a book on 101 ways to use your Tough Mudder Headband — including beer coozy, oven mitt, and slingshot.